That was stupid

If I had listened to Marilyn

''Don't go in there

Don't drink that you don't know what he has put in it

Don't go for a trip on the river for three hours when you don't know what you have drunk''


I wouldn't have had the ignominy of being rescued from the Mekong while floating down it in a lorry inner tube or passing out or having to sleep for 15 hours

And I wouldn't have had two days of

I told you so

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