Thursday, August 23, 2007

You are welcome to America

Its the Canadian/USA border and the aliens are herded off the train. A free world nazi barks "Get your $6 ready".

"What $6?".   "To enter the US of A".  "We haven't got $6".  "Find it".

"Do you take Credit cards or Canadian Dollars?"

"NO! Find it".


The conductor didn't have any $s and the buffet car was locked and barred. I had to find a friendly passenger who would swap some dollers for Canadian - not easy to do when everyone is leaving Canada



The train from Toronto to the border is fine but then you enter the USA. We are shunted into a siding for 2 hours while everyone is aggressively interrogated. When we eventually were allowed to get going it is at walking speed because the track is owned by a freight company and we have to follow their trains. And the air conditioning was so cold that everyone was wearing blankets and extra clothes. We ended up with all all trekking gear on including woolly hats. Apparently they only had two settings freezing and off

350 miles took 15 hours, the average speed in the USA was actually less than 20 miles an hour. Think about it! This is one of the supposedly most developed counties in the world and this is an international line between two of the world's major cities.

Visiting America is very depressing for anyone who cares about global warming or America's impact on the world. The news media is even worse than when we were last here, its obsessed with local and celebrity trivia. CNN had a 10 minute report on peak time morning news about a man who dropped his wedding ring down the toilet and then got it back. There is hardly any reportage on Iraq and absolutley nothing on Afghanistan. Fox news is even worse. It is not surprising that 55% of Ameicans believe that the bible is literally true i.e God made the world in 6 days and that the world is around 6000 years old, 33% believe this so strongly that they don't want their children taught evolution. The majority can't even find their own country on a map. This lack of knowledge of the outside world means that they have no understanding or interest in global warming. Consequenlty they waste energy at a frightening rate. The whole society is throw away, there is virtually no recycling. Its very difficult and expensive to travel at all if you don't fly and use a car. Our flight to Las Vegas cost $250. To travel by train would have taken nearly 3 days and cost $3500. Buildings are cooled to freezing and then doors are left open to cool the streets. Even in New York everyone drives enormous SUVs. They are obsessed by weather and have noticed it is acting strangly butthere is no connection between this and climate change

All this lets their leaders get away with crap. Dick Cheyney has stated that "energy conservation may be a private virtue but its not an energy policy" and an airline spokeman dismissed concerns about CO2 emmissions by comparing the polution from aircarft to the farts from moosse in Norway! The USA has two Saudi Arabias worth of energy in its coal reserves - Bush has just removed all restrictions, including environmental impact, on strip mining for coal. The USA has no plans to burn coal in any environmentally friendly way

Europe has entered an era of energy farming though technologies such as wind and solar power, the USA is just a primitive energy hunter, scavenger.

If you become American and ignore the world you can have a great time here. We have met some amazing individuals and everyone has been friendly. We went to wonderful free concerts in the Lincoln Centre, including seeing one of my favourite singers, Tom Paxton. We even found some good micro brews.

Overheard in New York between two very wealthy looking ladies one black one white "you know blacks built this town, free labour you see"













Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Still no bears





10 times to Canada and no bears. Apparently they mainly live at landfills but spend the day like proper bears looking for bees nests deep in the woods when I get there.

Mark and Shiva have a fabulous apartment in Toronto overlooking the CN Tower (Someone said its like Toronto giving the finger to the rest of Canada). They are great hosts and we are enjoying living like Yuppies , even if we look like country cousins amongst the beautiful people.

We have mixed feelings about Toronto - very safe, no graffiti, great restaurants, micro breweries, islands, beaches, modern and historical districts and loads of things to do. Great place to live but as visitor it hasn't got the edgyness that makes places like London or Barcelona so exciting














Spent a wonderful few days at a cottage with friends of Marks. Great company and hosts and the setting, on a beautiful lake, was idyllic. Swimming every day. trips in the speedboat, canoeing, water skiing, great food, great wine, strange cocktails and a quirky dog - what more could you want.












10 reasons to like/dislike Canada based on extensive research on one of the worlds biggest countries carried out over two weeks mainly in Toronto.
  1. Friendly tolerant people/tolerating having to buy your bottle of wine from the Government.
  2. Space and beauty/taking forever to get somewhere different.
  3. Not being America/adopting too much American culture.
  4. Great food/waiters who act as if yours is the most brilliant menu choice in gourmet history
  5. Good restaurants/waiters who take your plate away because you stopped eating for more than 10 seconds
  6. Attentive service in restaurants/attentive service in restaurants (and having to tip 15%)
  7. Baseball/they should go one step further and play cricket
  8. Jumping pedestrian stop signs and having everyone follow you into the oncoming traffic/pedestrian stop signs
  9. The Toronto Beer Festival and Steam Whistle beer/difficulty in getting micro brews (especially Steam Whistle) in restaurants and bars
  10. Attempting to save energy by getting people to switch lights off/making every building so cold that you have to carry a coat to wear indoors
Following photos show the first in our collection of "Beds of the Americas" and Mark and Shiva irresponsibly giving drink to a homeless person






Next stop New York

Friends and family




An interlude back in the UK. Its great to be with family and friends, as well as sleeping in the same bed for consecutive nights.

Brilliant weekend in Paris for a friend's surprise 30th birthday party. A very drunken evening in a bar with some stunning live music ended up in a taxi at 5am being berated by the Ghanaian driver for stealing his county's gold. Think he realised I wasn't personally responsible but I'm not sure. Then had to break into the hotel because the night porter was doing his own thing. It was alright once I had extracted my head that was stuck in the sliding doors. I was bit paranoid when I woke up because I was sure I had broken the doors and my escapade had been recoded.   But they seemed to be working OK .

Paris is stunning I suppose it helps in you capitulate in a world war where the participants think it is OK to bomb each other's city into submission.

Traveling makes you really appreciate home. Otley really is special. There probably hasnt been another time in history when we have had peace, security that a bit of money provided and all the advantages of a village community.

Neither of us are excited by starting on yet another journey but, nice as it is, we are not ready to settle at home yet - we have told the agency to continue the holiday letting until Jan 2009.